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Total Medals Earned: 81 (From 24 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,315 Points

- Music in Motion -

Menu Jumper Unlocked 11/8/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Disco Disaster Unlocked 11/8/09
25 Points
Make it past Stage 3.
Falling Blocks Unlocked 11/8/09
25 Points
Make it past Stage 2.
Run and Jump Unlocked 11/8/09
25 Points
Make it past Stage 1.
Music Maniac 50 Points Defeat the Boss!

Medals Earned: 4/5 (85/135 points)

Applez

Aversion to death Unlocked 12/5/09
5 Points
Complete an easy level without dying
Dog person Unlocked 12/5/09
5 Points
Stomp a cat
Obey gravity, it's the law Unlocked 12/5/09
5 Points
Attempt to double jump
REALLY a dog person Unlocked 12/5/09
5 Points
Stomp a cat while fat
Slow and steady Unlocked 12/5/09
10 Points
Get to the flag when fat
Brutal takedown 10 Points Mid-air axe death
Like a chubby vampire 10 Points Death by spikes when fat
Skilled at not dying 10 Points Complete a hard level without dying
Jump, magic jump 25 Points Find and use the golden bounce pad
Untouchable 25 Points Complete a hard level without taking damage
Curious 50 Points Find a secret area
Godslayer 50 Points Defeat the cat god
Royal rainbow 50 Points Vomit on the princess
Collector 100 Points Find all 3 secret areas

Medals Earned: 5/14 (30/360 points)

Attack of Heavenly Bats

Weapon Ninja Unlocked 5/12/11
5 Points
Get all weapons
Godslayer Unlocked 5/12/11
10 Points
Beat the game!
Heartkeeper 50 Points Beat the game without losing a single heart!
God Exterminator 100 Points Beat the game in 'no future mode'

Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/165 points)

Babies Dream of Dead Worlds

PHYSICAL THERAPY Unlocked 2/3/10
5 Points
Finish the tutorial.
TEAR IN THE WORLD Unlocked 2/3/10
5 Points
Enter a rift.
UNDER CONSTRUCTION 5 Points Find the incomplete area.
HAPPY FAMILY 10 Points Finish the first level for each character.
FULL POCKETS 25 Points Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
JUST ANOTHER DAY 25 Points Finish Mell's story.
RACE FOREVER 25 Points Finish Fuzor's story.
SINGULAR SPEED 25 Points Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
THE QUEST TO BECOME 25 Points Finish Naaij's story.
RACE TO THE END 50 Points Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
TREASURE HUNTER 50 Points Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
ETERNAL RECORDHOLDER 100 Points Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
THE WORLD CHANGES NOTHING 100 Points Get a gold in all Naaij levels.

Medals Earned: 2/13 (10/450 points)

Bearboy and the Cursor

Tutorial be done, son! Unlocked 5/1/11
5 Points
Completed the first level, have a medal!
Bear Grilled 10 Points Complete the Hot Zone
Cool DooD 10 Points Complete the Cool Zone
Score Bandit 10 Points Get a Total Score of more Than 5000
Bear of Darkness 25 Points Complete the Dark Zone
Score Lord of DOOOOOOOOOOM! 25 Points Get a Total Score of more Than 10000
Waspa Stole my honey! 25 Points Get your Honey Comb back!
Lookin' Good! 50 Points Find the hidden Tophat
Now you're a BearMan 50 Points You found your balls, don't forget to play with them!

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/210 points)

Castle Crashing the Beard

Whiskered Away Unlocked 9/5/09
5 Points
Level Up once.
Fabulous! Unlocked 9/5/09
25 Points
Reach the maxed out level.
The Fast and the Furriest Unlocked 9/5/09
25 Points
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp Unlocked 9/5/09
50 Points
Defeat The Beard
Graven Image 25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor 25 Points Win without losing a life.

Medals Earned: 4/6 (105/155 points)

Cave of Wonders

Black Coffin Unlocked 9/13/09
10 Points
Die before beating Luis.
Exterminator Unlocked 9/13/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Rude awakening Unlocked 9/13/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power Unlocked 9/13/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal 25 Points Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Grape Crush 25 Points Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck 25 Points Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Flee powder 50 Points Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power 100 Points Complete all other achievements!

Medals Earned: 4/10 (40/315 points)

Darnell: Wrath of God

Savior Unlocked 5/24/11
25 Points
Beat the game
I am God 50 Points Beat the game without taking damage
Doomsday Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/80 points)

Don't Shit Your Pants

...Where's the toilet paper? Unlocked 6/29/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
He got it from Burger King Unlocked 6/29/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)

Friday: The Game

Burn Baby Burn! Unlocked 4/15/11
5 Points
Disco inferno
Cereal Killer 5 Points What a nutty way to die!
DERP! 5 Points Fail at typing
Have a Nice Trip! 5 Points See you next FALL!
Oh Poop 5 Points Wrong game, jackass!
Oh Poop II 5 Points You found some poo!
Oh Poop III 5 Points Well, at least now you fit into
Road Kill 5 Points Fall out of the car.
Suicide 5 Points Just like in every other text based game EVER!
ZAP! 5 Points What a SHOCKING experience!
Going Viral 10 Points Based on a true story.
Partyin, Partyin, NO! 25 Points Just say NO !
Poop Princess 25 Points Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Winaholic 25 Points Find all 3 good endings.
Everybody's Rushin 50 Points Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Loseaholic 50 Points Lose in every way possible.
Partyin, Partyin, YEAH! 50 Points Get to the party!
FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/385 points)