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Total Medals Earned: 81 (From 24 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,315 Points

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- Music in Motion -

Medals Earned: 4/5 (85/135 points)

Disco Disaster 25 Points

Make it past Stage 3.

Falling Blocks 25 Points

Make it past Stage 2.

Run and Jump 25 Points

Make it past Stage 1.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Music Maniac 50 Points

Defeat the Boss!

Applez

Medals Earned: 5/14 (30/360 points)

Aversion to death 5 Points

Complete an easy level without dying

Dog person 5 Points

Stomp a cat

Obey gravity, it's the law 5 Points

Attempt to double jump

REALLY a dog person 5 Points

Stomp a cat while fat

Slow and steady 10 Points

Get to the flag when fat

Brutal takedown 10 Points

Mid-air axe death

Like a chubby vampire 10 Points

Death by spikes when fat

Skilled at not dying 10 Points

Complete a hard level without dying

Jump, magic jump 25 Points

Find and use the golden bounce pad

Untouchable 25 Points

Complete a hard level without taking damage

Curious 50 Points

Find a secret area

Godslayer 50 Points

Defeat the cat god

Royal rainbow 50 Points

Vomit on the princess

Collector 100 Points

Find all 3 secret areas

Attack of Heavenly Bats

Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/165 points)

Weapon Ninja 5 Points

Get all weapons

Godslayer 10 Points

Beat the game!

Heartkeeper 50 Points

Beat the game without losing a single heart!

God Exterminator 100 Points

Beat the game in 'no future mode'

Babies Dream of Dead Worlds

Medals Earned: 2/13 (10/450 points)

PHYSICAL THERAPY 5 Points

Finish the tutorial.

TEAR IN THE WORLD 5 Points

Enter a rift.

UNDER CONSTRUCTION 5 Points

Find the incomplete area.

HAPPY FAMILY 10 Points

Finish the first level for each character.

FULL POCKETS 25 Points

Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.

JUST ANOTHER DAY 25 Points

Finish Mell's story.

RACE FOREVER 25 Points

Finish Fuzor's story.

SINGULAR SPEED 25 Points

Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.

THE QUEST TO BECOME 25 Points

Finish Naaij's story.

RACE TO THE END 50 Points

Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.

TREASURE HUNTER 50 Points

Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.

ETERNAL RECORDHOLDER 100 Points

Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.

THE WORLD CHANGES NOTHING 100 Points

Get a gold in all Naaij levels.

Bearboy and the Cursor

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/210 points)

Tutorial be done, son! 5 Points

Completed the first level, have a medal!

Bear Grilled 10 Points

Complete the Hot Zone

Cool DooD 10 Points

Complete the Cool Zone

Score Bandit 10 Points

Get a Total Score of more Than 5000

Bear of Darkness 25 Points

Complete the Dark Zone

Score Lord of DOOOOOOOOOOM! 25 Points

Get a Total Score of more Than 10000

Waspa Stole my honey! 25 Points

Get your Honey Comb back!

Lookin' Good! 50 Points

Find the hidden Tophat

Now you're a BearMan 50 Points

You found your balls, don't forget to play with them!

Castle Crashing the Beard

Medals Earned: 4/6 (105/155 points)

Whiskered Away 5 Points

Level Up once.

Fabulous! 25 Points

Reach the maxed out level.

The Fast and the Furriest 25 Points

Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)

Beat to a Fulp 50 Points

Defeat The Beard

Graven Image 25 Points

Win without hitting a gravestone.

Power Razor 25 Points

Win without losing a life.

Cave of Wonders

Medals Earned: 4/10 (40/315 points)

Black Coffin 10 Points

Die before beating Luis.

Rude awakening 10 Points

Defeat Luis' 1st form.

Tighty whitey power 10 Points

Defeat Luis' 2nd form.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Abyss-mal 25 Points

Find the 2nd alternate ending.

Grape Crush 25 Points

Find the 1st alternate ending.

Stack the deck 25 Points

Defeat Luis' 3rd form.

Flee powder 50 Points

Escape the cave.

Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points

Beat the game in under 200 seconds.

Real Ultimate Power 100 Points

Complete all other achievements!

Darnell: Wrath of God

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/80 points)

Savior 25 Points

Beat the game

I am God 50 Points

Beat the game without taking damage

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Don't Shit Your Pants

Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Friday: The Game

Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/385 points)

Burn Baby Burn! 5 Points

Disco inferno

Cereal Killer 5 Points

What a nutty way to die!

DERP! 5 Points

Fail at typing

Have a Nice Trip! 5 Points

See you next FALL!

Oh Poop 5 Points

Wrong game, jackass!

Oh Poop II 5 Points

You found some poo!

Oh Poop III 5 Points

Well, at least now you fit into

Road Kill 5 Points

Fall out of the car.

Suicide 5 Points

Just like in every other text based game EVER!

ZAP! 5 Points

What a SHOCKING experience!

Going Viral 10 Points

Based on a true story.

Partyin, Partyin, NO! 25 Points

Just say NO !

Poop Princess 25 Points

Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!

Winaholic 25 Points

Find all 3 good endings.

Everybody's Rushin 50 Points

Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)

Loseaholic 50 Points

Lose in every way possible.

Partyin, Partyin, YEAH! 50 Points

Get to the party!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!